Commercials

That commercial for “Flirty Girl” fitness…. The lady says “I’ve lost up to 33 pounds” …..

Huh? What do you mean by “up to”???? Did you lose 33 pounds then go eat a fucking ice cream cake for breakfast? Or are you reading from a script and no one notices when you fuck up what you are supposed to say?

The commercial for Hip-hop Abs… and Rockin Body…..

It’s the same guy, same price, and pretty much the same action. One says “lose up to 3 pants sizes and 3 inches off your waist in the first 5 days” the other says “lose up to 5 inches off your waist in the first 3 days” WHAT THE FUCK? I’m sure if this works I’ll look great for my funeral. 5 fucking inches in 3 days?? What the hell kind of shit do they want me to do? And really 3 pants sizes in in 5 days? Come on.

The commercial for Mid-West Title Loans…. The lady says “there was a bridge that I had to gap” ….

Shouldn’t this be “a gap I had to bridge”? How does no one notice this???

The commercial for the tablet… I can’t remember which one it is.

Says you can set a timer on it so your kids won’t be able to use it after a certain amount of time…. I mean this is cool…. But then it goes on to say that this will tell your child time is up, so you don’t have to. Oh that’s great. I don’t have to pay attention to what my kid is doing, because now, technology will do it for me. Why don’t I just get a robot babysitter while I’m at it, then I’d NEVER have to pay attention to my kid. Fucking lazy people. USE YOUR VOICE AND TELL YOUR KID TIMES UP!

These commercials are pissing me off.

Blueberry Muffins..... and all that.

So, like two months ago, we (Tim & I) were at the grocery store, and he saw a mix for blueberry muffins. He just HAD to have blueberry muffins.....  Three days ago, I was sitting at home, alone, and as I was searching for something yummy to eat, I see the muffin mix that Tim just had to have.... I made them. Fuck it right!? He obviously didn't want them as bad as he thought, and I wasn't going to eat them all.... Anyways, I made them, ate one and put the rest in the fridge. That night, I told him and the boys I had made blueberry muffins.... and there was one for each of them. Today.... they are all still in the fridge..................... ugh.

I don't know why this bothers me as much as it does.... but OMGOSH! it pisses me off!

Maybe its the hormones.

In general.....

I find that I say the same things over and over again.... people are fucking ridiculous. People make me sick to my stomach. PEOPLE ARE FUCKING FAKE! People are fucking dumb as shit.

So, I'm going to put out general statements, if you think they apply to you, well take it, or sign off my blog, I don't fucking care. If not, move on.

Don't act like you are my buddy then turn around and throw  me under the bus. Not only is this rude as fuck, but it makes you look like a fucking cunt bubble bitch to anyone who sees it.

Don't pretend you like me. If you don't fucking like someone, be real. I'm the type of person that will help out pretty much anyone in need, if I have the means to do so, and when I do help someone I don't care for, it don't make me fake, it makes me fucking human. I'm honest about my feelings.

If you are a professional.... fucking act like it. It's ok to get a little out of control sometimes, but if you want ANYONE to take you seriously, don't act like you are 15. It's fucking pathetic. 

Don't hang up on me. If you fucking have the time to dial my number, you have the time to say bye. If you don't, then fuck you, don't call me.

Don't EVER try to tell me I have to do something. This just pisses me off. Makes me want to look at you and say "bitch you aint the boss of me" like a potty mouth 5 year old.

You do not need 1/4 bottle of that body spray. Take a fucking shower once in a while. Gross.

Crack a fucking window if you smoke in my truck. Yes, I'm a smoker, but I smoke enough on my own, I do not need your second hand fucking poison, I will take care of my own demise.

Don't ask me if I have a bathroom. "nope we piss in the backyard like dogs"

Use your fucking brain.

Have respect for other people, especially you elders. We learn this shit as young children. If your parents didn't tell you to respect people, then go disrespect them, and just stay there.

Don't try to be something you're not. If you want to be something, become it. This usually involves some kind of work. Unless you want to be a fucking cracked out hooker, you are gonna have to make an effort.