What Are You Looking For?

BOOTY CALL / RELATIONSHIP

Many times I've come across people that say things like "I am ready to settle down" or the opposite like "I don't want a serious relationship".

OK, first of all, most of the time, saying this is bull shit. People have become afraid of what they really want. This is stupid. If you are not upfront about what you want, you are NOT going to get it. So, the logical thing to do is to be HONEST! I realize that feelings and emotions change, and that is ok. But flat out lying about shit is only hurting you. If what you really want from someone is to screw and leave, you should tell them. It's not only fair to them, but to you as well. Don't lead someone on just to get what you want. It's bull shit. If what you want is to snuggle on the sofa on a rainy day and watch stupid corny movies, TELL THEM! I can not stress this enough.

It's not only men who lie about what they want, but usually it's men that say they want more than what they really do. Trust me guys, if you just wanna booty call, there is someone out there for you. And ladies, if you want more than just a late night text and a 25 minute bang, tell the guy.

Why do people think they need to sacrifice their own happiness just to get some ass????

Someone is going to get hurt. And who really wants to hurt another person. Well other than fucking dickhead bastards.

JUST FRIENDS

"Lets just be friends" Come on! Do I even need to go there???

There are a few ways this can work...

#1 If you were NEVER in love. Like ever. Neither of you ever loved the other in a romantic way.
#2 If you don't give a shit if the other is miserable. Or if you don't give a shit if you are.
#3 If neither of you are ever in a relationship again, continue to bump uglies, and NEVER introduce a potential screw to the other.
#4 If one of you becomes gay. And this only works sometimes.

Any other situation is going to end badly.