More Things That Piss Me Off

This is pretty much an overview of how my day went today...

and everything has really pissed me off.

Wake up from an incredible dream. Try REALLY hard to go back to sleep. Can't. Fuck you.

Fine. I will go take my shower, hopefully before anyone gets up and starts using the hot water.

Nope, not today. Another cold shower for me. Fuck you.

Okay, I really need some coffee. ... HAHAHA! Nope. I'm all out of coffee.

A really big FUCK YOU for that one.

My lovely boyfriend decides to blame the shortage of coffee on me.

Really, fuck you.

Go to Lowe's. I didn't even so much as brush my hair. And still every guy in there apparently thinks I'm famous.

Come on guys. You don't even get so much as a fuck you.

So, now it's time to go to work. Normally a great time for me. I love my job.

Not today.

So, for today, I'm giving out a fuck you.

I want to go back to my dream. Damn it.

I'm going to bed.

What Are You Looking For?

BOOTY CALL / RELATIONSHIP

Many times I've come across people that say things like "I am ready to settle down" or the opposite like "I don't want a serious relationship".

OK, first of all, most of the time, saying this is bull shit. People have become afraid of what they really want. This is stupid. If you are not upfront about what you want, you are NOT going to get it. So, the logical thing to do is to be HONEST! I realize that feelings and emotions change, and that is ok. But flat out lying about shit is only hurting you. If what you really want from someone is to screw and leave, you should tell them. It's not only fair to them, but to you as well. Don't lead someone on just to get what you want. It's bull shit. If what you want is to snuggle on the sofa on a rainy day and watch stupid corny movies, TELL THEM! I can not stress this enough.

It's not only men who lie about what they want, but usually it's men that say they want more than what they really do. Trust me guys, if you just wanna booty call, there is someone out there for you. And ladies, if you want more than just a late night text and a 25 minute bang, tell the guy.

Why do people think they need to sacrifice their own happiness just to get some ass????

Someone is going to get hurt. And who really wants to hurt another person. Well other than fucking dickhead bastards.

JUST FRIENDS

"Lets just be friends" Come on! Do I even need to go there???

There are a few ways this can work...

#1 If you were NEVER in love. Like ever. Neither of you ever loved the other in a romantic way.
#2 If you don't give a shit if the other is miserable. Or if you don't give a shit if you are.
#3 If neither of you are ever in a relationship again, continue to bump uglies, and NEVER introduce a potential screw to the other.
#4 If one of you becomes gay. And this only works sometimes.

Any other situation is going to end badly.

Things That Piss Me Off

1. When I sneeze and bite my tongue. This fucking hurts.
2. When I accidentally type "your" instead of "you're"
3. When people go on and on about stupid shit, but never ask you about your day. It's rude. Don't be a dick.
4. People who don't cover their mouths when coughing.
5. When I decide to wear a white shirt, and then it rains.
6. Jersey Shore
7. People who think when I say ‘ god please don’t take my picture I look like shit' I really mean 'please take my picture 101 times and tag me on facebook' and then they keep follow me around with their fucking camera.
8. Abusive relationships. In any way shape or form.
9. Shitty parenting.
10. When my Internet is down, and my phone is dead. This happens more than one would think.
11. McDonald's. Seriously. Fuck you.
12. People who don't like animals.
13. People who lie about an allergy to an animal so I wont tell them they are dicks.
14. People who have really serious opinions about politics when I try to talk to them at a party or bar.
15. When it's too hot for a hoodie, but too cold without it.
16. Scratchy sheets.
17. Guys who freak out when girls fart/burp.
18. People who lie about what they want from a relationship... this I'm sure will be a whole other post.
19. Shopping for clothes. I fucking hate this.
20. Fucking up my eyeliner when I am in a hurry.
21. Trying to re-apply my eyeliner when I'm drunk.

That's all for now... I think.