I think I've got this teenager thing figured out...

I think I've got this teenager thing figured out.... they have somehow crossed a wire in their brains, and for some reason cannot fathom that I was once a teenager. They somehow do not understand that these attempts to sneak out of the house, these "tricks" they think they can play, the shit they pull to try to get a rise outta me... when I was a teenager, I thought I was Queen Fucking Awesome too, I was positive that everything I did, my parents were oblivious to... I mean they had to be, "we" made that shit up, and of course, my parents were never teenagers! See, I'm sure that my parents came up with new ways to torment their parents... as did I. And yes, these little know-it-alls, they have come up with a few new things too....

Here's the bad part.... some of this shit works! And honestly, what pisses me off more than whatever they are doing at the time, is that it gets to me! I would love nothing more than to duct tape them to something. But NOOOO!!! I can't do that.

Which brings my next point.... What the fuck is this shit that you can't spank your kids? This is what is wrong with the new generation. They are not afraid of anything.... this is because they've never needed to be afraid. We can't even so much as smack their hand and say "no no" anymore. I'm actually glad my parents had me when they did.... it was still acceptable to swat your child on the ass if he or she was being a fucking brat.

Now, these little fuckers say things like "what are you gonna do? you can't hit me" and they do whatever the fuck they want. I'm not saying I think it's a good idea to like seriously beat your kid... but damn, a swat on the ass, a smack on the hand, it's not going to fucking hurt them. But it will show who is boss.

Kids are ALLOWED to go from ....

to this....

And that's the problem with "our future leaders". They all think they are the boss. And when they are made to do something they don't want to do, they just sit there and fucking pout about it.

And then we all wonder how we get things like....
  

 and this....

and of course....................................






And then it all turns into this.