Not for sensitive eyes.... (or prude eyes for that matter)

First of all, do not rag on me for the photos I am about to post. If you can't handle seeing a woman in little to no clothing, stop reading now.

Okay, you're still with me, good stuff. This post is all about fat vs skinny. I'm sick and tired of seeing all these young girls, and grown women for that matter, fighting with eating disorders, crying themselves to sleep at night because they are "too fat" Fuck that! Curves are beautiful. Women, girls, you are all beautiful. Just because television and magazines and billboards all glamorize all skinny, thin, slender, whatever you want to call it, it does not, NOT, mean that big girls are ugly, nasty, undesirable, or anything of that matter.

This, my friends, is NOT the normal woman. I'm not saying that this woman is not beautiful, she is, but this is not the only size woman that is sexy. (And my personal opinion, I think she looks hungry)

Now....These lovely ladies are just as sexy as the one above.

So please, stop with the "I'm too fat" talk. Always remember, you are beautiful. And I'm not just saying that. Every single person I've ever met in my life I find something beautiful about them. I'm not talking personality, I'm saying that each and every person has something about their physical appearance that is beautiful.

If you think differently, please feel free to comment on this, and we can debate the one question.....

I'm just bitching.... again.

People who say or do shit for the soul purpose of provoking a reaction or for attention. This right here is one thing that bugs the fucking hell out of me. When people just say something to start a fight or to provoke someone. Fucking grow up, not only is this annoying it is fucking childish. Get a life and find some fucking self esteem you loser. You're not happy with yourself so you have to try to shit on other people to make them feel as shitty as you feel. It's fucking sick. Fuck that, look at your life and find things to smile about. If you don't have things to smile about, then just shut the fuck up and save the other people time of playing your bullshit "look at me I have to be the center of attention" games.

People who complain profusely when a fast food place or restaurant gets your order wrong. I understand making a point to return the wrong order, and get what you first wanted, and I understand that if you're a picky eater, it sucks, but it's not the end of the fucking world. And just because someone made a mistake on your order doesn't mean you have the right to talk down to the server... Maybe it was their fault, maybe it wasn't. And even if it was their fault it probably wasn't deliberate, but if you yell and scream like a fucking 2 year old, the next time is probably going to be deliberate and worse. It's like slapping your kid for spilling something. They're a fucking kid. They're gonna spill shit. It's your waiter or waitress, mistakes are going to be made. Don't be a total fucking asshole about it.

People who complain about the FREE  wi-fi being down, or being slow. Seriously, shut the fuck up and go home... or somewhere else. If you get internet at home that never has issues, then fucking go home and use it. Don't be a fucking douche bag and invade the ears and minds of everyone within ear shot of you.

People who say things like "There are too many movie trailers! Can’t we just see the movie?” Shut up! Movie trailers are awesome. If you don't want to watch them, wait for it to come out on DVD or blue-ray or whatever you might have, and skip to the menu. Plus, how the hell do you decide if you want to see a movie????

And lastly... for now anyways, mom made fried chicken, and I can smell it, it's close to being done....


Teen-Mom shows. Oh for crying out loud. Why the FUCK are we glamorizing teen pregnancy? I realize that the shows do not intend to make this out to be awesome and fun, but really most 15-16 year old girls see that shit and think "if I get pregnant I can be on t.v."

Love simply is.

Love. The four letter word that changes EVERYTHING! Even if you don't notice the things changing, it is. Everything changes once love is involved.Weather it is one sided, two sided or whatever, everything changes once it's there, once the word is spoken.

Love is the light that shines from every little nook and cranny of your heart, it is also the darkness that extinguishes that light. Love is a mended heart. Love is a broken heart. Love is a passion that I can not explain. Love is everything, and nothing at all. Love is lust. Love is desire. Love is family, friendship, and romance.

There is pain, sorrow, longing, and suffering. There is joy and happiness, pleasure and delight. Love is the tears in the middle of the night. Love is the arms wrapped around you, keeping you safe. Love is a kiss. Love is holding hands. Love is a smile. Love is the shining in one’s eyes.

Love is kind. it is also so very cruel. Love is not fair.

Love is roses of the deepest crimson red, the night of deepest darkest blue, the wind, all around, the deepest oceans and seas. Love is our blessing, and our sin. Love is virtue. Love is the forbidden fruit.

Love is lost.

Love is the chains that hold you.

Love is feeling the warmth of another. Love is the cold when that other is no longer there. Love is sacrifice, compromise, and understanding. Love is a fairytale. Love is a nightmare. Love is stupid and foolish. Love is wise. Love is a memory. Love is confusing. Love is crystal clear. Love is beyond death, beyond everything.

Love is light. Love is fire. Love is in the pulse of the earth and the crash of the waves, the hearts desire. Love is the in the stars, it's held by the moon.

Love simply is.

Jibberish.

Sometimes the days get to me. Today I'm reflecting and I'm thinking WAY too much. My mind is racing, and I feel all out of sorts. Luckily, I have this lovely space to type type type. I suppose it's all jibberish, but whatever. I am in need of something and I don't know what it is. Ever have those days??

I am a FIRM believer in everything happens for a reason. Everyone I meet, I meet them for a reason, everyone who enters my life is there for a reason. Everyone who leaves my life, is gone for a reason, and those who come back, they are there for a reason too. Lately, I've come back in contact with a few people I had lost connection with. I do suppose I can give a lot of that credit to facebook, but again I am a firm believer in everything happens for a reason. The trick is figuring out what the reason is. I'm happy for all of those re-connections. All of them.

But that's not really what's on my mind.... I'm feeling very ugh, very blah. Very miniscule. Like I said, I'm in need of something, I just don't know what it is. Maybe it's just my hormones (being all out of whack as they are right now) but I just feel out of place, I am in the wrong place, and I can't see the exit. What do I do? How do I fix it? Who knows. I don't.

So this is definitely different from what I usually post, and I apologize for that. I don't think I've even said fuck or son of a bitch or anything of the sort. Well, I'll post again soon.

Evaporation lines

So, just a word to the wise....



Ladies, if you are planning on taking a pregnancy test, do not buy the ones that use blue dye. I've read so much about these damn evaporation lines, my mind is spinning.

See, I took two pregnancy tests, and there were very, very faint positives. Well as it would turn out, those "positive" lines were in fact evaporation lines.

From what I have read, and what my doc told me today, the pregnancy tests that use blue dye suck! Use the pink dye ones or digital. Oh and FYI: DIGITAL TESTS ARE ONLY GOOD AFTER A MISSED VISIT FROM FLO! The sensitivity level is different, and it takes more of the HGC (pregnancy hormone) for the digital tests to work right.

Oh and a lot of websites will say that all evaporation lines are colorless or grey... NOT TRUE! Mine were VERY BLUE! And no, it does not always take the full 10 minutes or whatever for them to show up. I think that all depends on how you pee on the damn thing. 

BAD....





GOOD.....

 

Did you know.....

 PANDAS!

Female pandas ovulate only once a year, in the spring.

Like human females, there is only a short period of two to three days around ovulation that she is able to conceive.

A newborn cub weighs three to five ounces and is about the size of a stick of butter. Pink, hairless, and blind, the cub is 1/900th the size of its mother.

 

 

Other weird stuff..... 

 

A shrimp's heart is in it's head.

 

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

 

Humans spent about half an hour as a single cell. 

 

Deer can't eat hay.

 

 Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear any pants. 

 

 "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. 

 

 There is a city called Rome on every continent. 

 

 The first fully documented human blood transfusion was administered on June 15, 1667, by Dr. Jean-Baptiste Denys. He transfused the blood of a sheep into a 15-year-old boy, who survived the transfusion

 

 Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th." 

 

 Earth is the only planet not named after a god. 

 

 Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

 

 Polar bears are left-handed.

 

 After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.

 Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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